Help Wanted: The New Women’s Suffrage

This just about sums up half the “personal assistant” jobs I looked at on Craigslist. It’s kinda sad how the media has created this image of Receptionist = Sex Toy. Thanks, Media.

Visitant

CLad CLICK to see the FULL ad in all of its hideous glory

Tall Brewnette
360-###-####
SomeRandomBroad@gmail.com

Significant Experience in Requested Field

Secretary
E. Edward Gray’s Legal Office
Job Duties Included: Habitual typos in important legal documents and required “punishment” for such.  A constant need for attention, direction, and correction.  Internally lamenting the absence of my father and externally seeking the approval of a dominant male figure.
Reason for Leaving:  Married boss.

Personal Assistant
Christian Gray’s Office
Job Duties Included: Playing hard to get, being easily overwhelmed and manipulated, easily awed by shiny things, having a minimal and unimpressive vocabulary, and successfully eluding contracts.
Reason for Leaving: Was offered a better position in publishing.

Personal Assistant to Jabba the Hutt
Jabba’s Palace, Northern Dune Sea, Tatooine
Job Duties Included: Daily attire in mixed metal bikini, cleaning between Jabba’s folds, occasional dancing, erotic asphyxiation.
Reason for leaving

View original post 83 more words

Advertisements

One thought on “Help Wanted: The New Women’s Suffrage

  1. Pingback: Glamorized Jobs: the “Sexy Bartender” | Woke Up Like This

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s